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Folge 56
Produkt Code 229*
Writer: Mark Palmer
Ron: ( slurping ) Ah.
Kim: So, Ron. You're just gonna chill all summer?
Ron: "Chillin'", as you put it, is for amateurs. I'm marinating.
Kim: "Marinating"?
Ron: Marinating: Relaxation for the professional.
Kim's Dad: Ready to roll, Kimmy?
Ron: Roll? No one said anything about rolling.
Kim: Road trip to visit my Uncle Slim.
Ron: Okay. I'll be here when you get back.
Kim: In Montana.
Ron: Montana? Okay. I'll be here when you get back.
Kim's Dad: Long time since we visited the old Lazy C Ranch.
Ron: Lazy? I'm simpatico with lazy.
Kim: Well, my Mom has to work. You wanna come with?
Ron: Let me consult my marination advisor. Up for Montana,
buddy?
Rufus: Yee-haw!
Ron: Okay, let's get lazy.
Kim's Dad: Here you go, Ronald. Toss these in the car.
Ron: ( Straining ) This does not bode well for the Ron-ster.
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Shego: Bill, bill, bill... What is this?
Drakken: That's for me. "Dear Mr. Drakken..." It's Dr. Drakken,
you dolts! "Thank you for your application..." ( Mumbling )
( Grumbling ) Blast! Rejected again!
Drakken: Shego!
Shego: "Cerebellum Ultra-Smart Super Genius Thinking Society?"
Are you kidding me?
Drakken: Give it!
Shego: Whoa, whoa... and they won't let you join?
Drakken: No, and it vexes me to the bone! They have fun singles
mixers, and fabulous cruises to nowhere, and the newsletter
has the most fiendishly clever word jumbles.
Shego: Oh, come on. Why do you want to join some super dorky
club?
Drakken: To prove that I'm brillianter than a lot of them!
Shego: "Brillianter"?
Drakken: Most smartest. Whatever. I'm a scientific genius, not a
"englist".
Shego: "Linguist".
Drakken: Stop that! I need to invent something so brilliant, so
irrefutably mind-bogglingly wowful...
Shego: So close.
Drakken: ( Deep breath ) ...that no one can deny me my place at the
head of the genius table.
Shego: If you sat at the doofus table, you'd have a lock.
Drakken: Doofus table, I'll give you... Shego! Wait! That's it!
Shego: What's it?
% Snapping.
Drakken: ( Groaning ) Ow! The answer is not to build myself up,
it's to knock the competition down.
Shego: Boop, boop, boop. Stupid idea alert.
Drakken: Precisely, Shego.
Kim's Dad: Okay, here we are, kids.
Ron: The Lazy C. The lazy me should fit right in.
Rufus: Oh, yeah!
Kim: Ron, Uncle Slim's ranch is a working ranch.
Ron: What? I thought it was a dude ranch. For dudes, like
me.
Jim: Giddyap, dad!
Tim: We wanna start ropin' 'n ridin'!
Slim: Hey, Squirt!
Kim's Dad: Come on, Slim. Don't call me that in front of the kids.
Tweebs: ( Laughing ) Squirt!
Slim: Where's my favorite sister-in-law?
Kim's Dad: She got stuck working double shift at the hospital, so
we brought Ronald.
Ron: Howdy, partner.
Rufus: Howdy!
Slim: How'd your prairie dog lose its hair?
Rufus: Hmmph!
Slim: Feisty little fella.
Kim: Where's Joss? She e-mailed me right before the trip
about some big surprise.
Slim: Well, Joss is going through a phase.
Kim's Dad: What kind of phase?
Slim: She's got herself a hero that she absolutely idolizes.
Kim's Dad: It's great to have heroes. For me, it was Vlad Lukovic,
of Hydraulic Servo-Actuator fame.
Kim: ( Sighs )
Kim's Dad: Man, Could that guy build spacecraft! Used to write to
him when I was Joss's age. Never wrote back. So, who's
Joss's Vlad Lukovic?
Joss: I can do anything!
Slim: Your daughter.
Joss: 'Cause I'm just like you, Kim.
Kim: Ah... wow!
Ron: Oh, yeah! Can I mosey or what? ( Screaming )
Jim: Are you afraid of horses?
Ron: Me, afraid? ( Hyperventilating ) Yes.
Tim: It's not a real horse, it's just a robot.
Kim: That's the kind of horse he fears most of all.
ROn: It was ten years ago, out in front of Smarty Mart.
% Clinking.
Ron: ( Screaming, Crying )
Ron: I lost two baby teeth that day. Changes a guy.
Kim: Ron, you gotta get past this.
Joss: Yeah, just be like Kim. She's not afraid of nothin'.
Kim: Kid, if being like Kim was that easy, I woulda done it a long
time ago.
Joss: You can try.
Ron: Fine.
Ron: Nice robot horse... Nice robot...
% Whinnying, bucking.
Ron: ( Screaming )
Slim: Sorry about that. Old Tornado still has some glitches
in his get-along.
Kim's Dad: Outstanding work, Slim. Is he cybertronic?
Slim: Yep. Runs on a solar-powered self-perpetuating power
cord.
Ron: Mmm-hmm. Ya know, that's exactly what I said to Rufus.
Right?
Rufus: Oh, yeah.
Slim: Hey Squirt, you wanna hit the general store with me?
Gotta get some supplies.
Kim's Dad: Sure. You boys behave while I'm gone.
Tim: Whatever you say...
Jim: Squirt.
Kim's Dad: Kimmy, you're in charge.
Kim: Okay, dad.
Joss: Come on, I got all kinds of stuff I wanna show ya.
Kim: Uh, cool.
Slim: Where'd they move those habaneros to?
Kim's Dad: If you fixin' to rustle us up some of your five-alarm
chow, I'm gonna beone happy camper!
Slim: Ain't no "campers" out in these parts.
Kim's Dad: Oh, right. Buckaroos.
Slim: Squirt, you're the best brother a fella could have, but
you are a tinhorn, bad as the other fellas they been
bringin' in.
Kim's Dad: What fellas?
Ramesh: Possible?
Kim's Dad: Ramesh!
Ramesh: I was wondering when we'd see your sorry self here.
Of course, I'm being jocular when I say "sorry self."
Kim's Dad: Gotcha. This is my big brother, Slim Possible.
Slim: Howdy.
Kim's Dad: Hold up there, Ramesh. Why did you expect me?
Ramesh: The Wild West Science Fest. Are you padres ready?
Kim's Dad: Uh, I'm in the dark here.
Slim: Some meeting of the minds they're havin' at the
Crooked D.
Ramesh: Only the greatest scientific minds around the world were
invited.
Kim's Dad: And I wasn't invited.
Ramesh: Ooh... my bad. Well, we better be getting back to the
other super geniuses. Um, toodles.
Slim: What happened to Squirt, the happy camper?
Kim's Dad: Oh, it's no big deal. I'd rather spend time with you
than a bunch of tinhorns, really.
Ramesh: Yee-haw!
Kim's Dad: Just wish I knew why I didn't make the cut.
Drakken: Are they all here?
Shego: Yes, all the poindexters on your list are here. So, now
what?
Drakken: Prepare yourself, Shego. For soon, these so-called
geniuses will be yesterday's news. I, Dr. Drakken, will be
the most brilliant scientific mind on the planet!
Shego: Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna go ahead and put this plan
in the failed column right now.
Drakken: ( Frustrated stammering )
Kim: Joss, I don't know what to say.
Ron: The word "obsession" comes to mind.
Joss: Isn't it spankin'?
Kim: Totally. I'm... I'm flattered.
Ron: You're a little light on the sidekick.
Joss: I'd say Wade is a lot more than a sidekick, mister! He runs
Kim's website, builds all them gadgets, he keeps the whole
operation running!
Ron: I'm talking about me.
Joss: Who?
Ron: The sidekick.
Joss: Huh?
Ron: Usually acts in a support/distraction role?
Joss: Not ringing any bells.
Ron: Ron Stoppable?
Joss: Never heard of ya. But you must be proud to be a friend of
my cousin's.
Ron: Oh, you probably don't recognize me without my trusty naked
mole rat!
Rufus: Ta-da!
Joss: Rufus!
Ron: Now it's coming back to ya.
Joss: I know everything about every one of Kim's adventures, so
I know how many times you saved the day!
Ron: And I'm always right there. The guy with the pocket that
Rufus comes out of.
Joss: Oh, yeah. You're the one who's always losin' his drawers.
Ron: Oh, come on, it's only been six or eight times.
Slim: Sent a little bird up a couple years ago, so I got an
eye on the whole spread.
% Beeping.
Kim's Dad: Oh, satellite, huh? So I guess you could take a look
at...
Slim: The Crooked D?
Kim's Dad: Yeah, where the tinhorn brainiacs are.
Slim: You know, Squirt, I'm pretty handy with the cutting-edge
tech myself, but I'm nowhere near as smart as you.
Kim's Dad: Oh, now, Slim... I'm not that smart.
Slim: 'Course you are, and you know it. Doesn't matter who
else knows it.
Kim's Dad: I'd just like to know who put together the guest list.
Drakken: Ladies and gentlemen! You may now put on your hats and
become official buckaroos and buckarettes!
Ramesh: Yippie ki-yay! My own ten-liter hat. I am most eager to
rope 'em upand ride 'em out!
% Beeping.
Ramesh: ( Singing )
The farmer in the dell
The farmer in the dell
Hi, ho, the dairy-oh
The farmer in the dell
( Speaking ) I love these cowboy songs!
% Yipping, gibbering.
Shego: Wow. They're acting so...
Drakken: Silly?
Shego: Not the word I would use, but okay.
Drakken: It's because they're wearing my new invention: The silly
hat.
Ramesh: ( Gibberish )
Drakken: Anyone who wears one of these hats will act as silly as...
Shego: Your outfit?
Drakken: I happen to feel muy macho, thank you very much. Anyway,
with the world's most brilliant people incapacitated...
Shego: You start looking pretty smart.
Drakken: I'll be the greatest mind on the planet, because the rest
will be reduced to babbling buffoons! ( Maniacal laughter )
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Kim: Well, I hate to brag, but it was pretty exciting, that time
Drakken had a giant laser drill.
Joss: In the world's largest cheese wheel, which was not a cheese-
covered building, it was really made of cheese!
Kim: Yeah. That time. You know all about the mission, huh?
Ron: Hey! Here I am! See, when we busted Duff killagan in
Tokyo, that's me in the background there, see?
Rufus: No. Sorry.
Ron: Wha...? Oh, you're right. It's a Japanese schoolgirl.
Kim: Here's one I don't usually talk about but, since you're a
fan, there was a top secret thing called the Centurion
Project...
Joss: Which Drakken and Killigan wanted, but got stuck on you, and
whenever you lied the Centurion bracelet grew and spread all
over your body. Boy, howdy! That's a halloween nobody in
Middleton will ever forget!
Ron: Was that halloween? I thought it was a big groundhog day's
adventure.
Kim: How 'bout when Shego...
Joss: Tutored Senor Senior, Jr. How to be a bad guy.
Kim: Or when Drakken...
Joss: Stole a weather machine.
Kim: Ah, you know what? Let's forget about me for a minute.
Let's talk about you.
Joss: Sure!
Kim: What are you into?
Joss: You.
Kim: Okay...
Ron: I'll mosey somewhere else.
Rufus: Later!
Kim: Let's go outside.
Joss: You got it!
Kim: Here's an idea. Why don't you decide what we do?
Joss: I have got a great idea!
Kim: Excellent. What do you wanna do?
Joss: Whatever you wanna do.
Kim: ( Groaning )
Kim's Dad: Just a few adjustments to the satellite surveillance
system... And...
Ron: Whatcha doin', Mr. Dr. P?
Kim's Dad: ( Stammers ) Not spying on the wild west science fest.
I can tell you.
Ron: Hey, isn't that your pal, Professor Ramesh?
Kim's Dad: It is.
Ron: That's one strange square dance.
Kim's Dad: Bet it's a square root dance.
Ron: Which is... what?
Kim's Dad: I don't know, but it's the sort of thing the smartest
people in the world would do. I don't care if I wasn't
invited, I'm going over to the Crooked D.
Ron: Count me in. It's gotta be better than hanging out with
the "Never Heard of Ron" fan club.
Joss: I mean, I know Dr. Drakken is your arch foe, but it seems to
me Shego's the really dangerous one. I mean, if she put her
mind to do it, she could be the toughest villain out there,
don't you think? Kim? Kim?
Joss: ( Screaming ) Kim!
Kim: Wade?
Wade: Hey, Kim.
Kim: Please tell me that someone somewhere needs me to do
something.
Wade: What's the static?
Kim: My little cousin's my number one fan.
Wade: Aww, how sweet!
Kim: Well, at first, but I can't take it anymore. She won't leave
me alone.
Wade: That's the price of fame. You won't believe what it's like
for me when I go the computer store.
Joss: I wonder where she could got to.
Kim: I'm serious, Wade. She's so gotta get a life. Preferably,
her own.
Joss: ( Gasping )
Kim: Oh, no!
Wade: She heard you?
% Door slams.
Kim: She so heard me.
% Mindless whooping, chattering.
Kim's Dad: Something's not right. They're acting like a bunch of
goofs.
Ron: Dr. P, sometimes you gotta let your hair down and get
loose!
Ramesh: ( Making motor noises ) ( Aping )
Ron: Maybe some boundaries are being crossed here.
Kim's Dad: What is wrong with you, man?
Ramesh: ( Blows raspberry )
Henchman#1: ( Slurping )
Henchman#2: What's going on down there?
Henchman#1: Looks like trouble. Better report it fast.
Henchman#2: Hombre 1 to Drakken. We have varmints.
Drakken: We have what? Varmints? What is a varmint? Shego, here.
You speak hombre.
Shego: Give me that. Howdy, hombre. What in tarnation is a'goin'
on? ...Looks like we got us some varmints.
Drakken: What does that mean?!
Kim: Hey, um... I'm sorry. I mean, it was so nice that you picked
me to be your hero, and I end up being a total jerk.
Joss: It's not your fault.
Kim: It is. It really is. I mean, you're...
Joss: Just a nobody, stuck here in the middle of nowhere.
Kim: Joss, I was just a nobody. I mean, not a nobody. Nobody's
a "nobody." Everybody's somebody, right?
Joss: Is this supposed to make me feel better?
Kim: I'm just a regular person. I'm into cheerleading, and boys...
sometimes, you know, regular stuff.
Joss: You do incredible stuff. You save the world!
Kim: Joss, I'm just, you know, me. That's all I ever try to be.
And it turned out that sometimes being me is enough to save
the world.
Joss: Yeah! And that's why being you is so cool!
Kim: Try being you. It'll be even cooler.
Joss: Doubt it.
Slim: Kim! You best get down here.
Both: What's the sitch?
Joss: Oops. Sorry.
Kim: No big.
Kim: Ron and dad?
Joss: Captured by Shego! That means your arch foe is next door.
Spankin'!
Kim: Joss, it is not "spankin'." It's serious.
Joss: But nothing ever happens 'round here. This is major!
Kim: That's what I'm afraid of.
Drakken: So, we've got a new team here. The genius and the
lack-wit.
Ron: Don't let him call you a lack-wit!
Kim's Dad: Whatever your evil scheme is, Lipsky, it won't work.
Drakken: A-ha, but it already has. And all prisoners will refer
to me as Dr. Drakken.
Kim's Dad: You'll always just be Drew Lipsky, the science student
who couldn't make the grade.
Drakken: I will now. You see, Possible, I've adjusted the curve.
Kim's Dad: You gathered the greatest minds on the planet here, so
you could alter their intelligence and make yourself seem
smarter.
Ron: A-ha! How's he doing that?
Drakken: That's for me to know and you to find out.
Kim's Dad: It's obviously those cowboy hats. They probably contain
some hidden circuitry that alters brain wave efficacy.
Drakken: You Possibles take the fun out of everything!
Shego: It runs in the family. There's a Possible posse heading
into town!
% Robotic whinnying.
Slim: Looks like they're expecting us. That's a passel of
hombres.
Joss: Do we take 'em?
Kim: Gotta remember, Joss.
Tweebs: Anything's possible for a Possible!
Kim: Let's ride.
% Whinnying.
Shego: ( Whistling )
% Whinnying.
Jim: Hicka-bicka-boo?
Tim: Hoo-sha!
% Electric sizzling.
Slim: You know what's nice about robot horses, partner?
Magna-hooves.
% Clattering.
Kim: ( Yelping, grunting )
Shego: ( Growling )
Shego: Yah!
Kim: ( Grunting )
% Horse snorting, whinnying.
Henchmen: Oof!
% Struggling.
% Whinnying.
Shego: ( Enraged yell )
% Crumbling.
Joss: ( Gasping )
% Whinnying.
Kim: Hang on, Joss. I'll bust out Dad and Ron.
Joss: So not the drama. Ooh!
% Electric sizzling.
Shego: Thanks, kid. Couldn't have done it better myself.
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Kim: ( Straining )
Joss: ( Sighs ) This is all my fault.
Slim: Well, l'il darlin', now you can't just go imitatin'
everything you see cousin Kim doing.
Kim's Dad: Don't blame yourself, Joss. It's my fault for being
such a nosey parker.
Kim: Dad...
Ron: Kim, the man's a nosey parker.
Kim: Ron!
Ron: Fear not. We've got this escape in the pocket.
Rufus: Gotcha!
% Clinking.
Rufus: ( Moaning )
Ron: Rufus. Kangaroo rat!
Joss: He did it!
% Alarm sounds.
% Flailing.
% All groan.
Drakken: You actually fell for the whole "key near the cell door"
ruse? And you're not even wearing the silly hats!
Ron: Good hustle anyway, buddy.
Kim's Dad: I just want to know one thing about your evil plan,
Lipsky.
Drakken: Well, I do like to gloat about the nuances of my schemes.
Fire away.
Kim's Dad: If you gathered the greatest minds on the planet, why
did you leave me out?
Drakken: Because you're a Possible! You people are such pests!
Slim: Yep.
% Beeping.
Drakken: What was that?
Slim: What?
Drakken: That "boop boop."
Slim: Oh, that. Twern't nothing. That was just me activating
Old Tornado.
Drakken: Is that all? Well, never mind, then. Wait. Who is
"Old Tornado"?
% High-pitched whinny.
Kim's Dad: That's my big brother.
Drakken: Good horsie!
% Enraged whinnying.
Drakken: What's he doing?
Drakken: ( Screaming )
Ron: See? The little pony outside Smarty Mart could never do
that.
Slim: Yep. Old Tornado is one of a kind.
Kim: Come on. Let's get Drakken.
Shego: Oh, I'll take that.
Ron: ( Screams )
Kim: Hang on, Ron.
Ron: ( Screaming ) Little horsie, come back!
Shego: This is good time fun.
Kim: Give me the remote, Shego.
Shego: I don't think so. And if you come any closer, your sidekick
get bucked into the next county.
Kim's Dad: Can we do anything?
Slim: No.
Kim's Dad: 'Fraid of that.
Tweebs: Now!
Shego: ( Growling ) What?!
Tim: No fair.
Ron: ( Screams )
Shego: Hiya!
Shego: Ah ah ah.
Kim: Oh, no.
Joss: That's original.
Ron: That was bad-dical!
Joss: ( Giggling ) Thanks. Just doin' the Joss thing.
Ron: Whoa, whoa!
% Tornado powering down.
Ron: Huh?
Shego: Huh?
Kim: I'll take that.
Joss: What did you say to it?
Ron: Oh, nothin'. I just knew there was an off switch back here.
Kim: See? I couldn't have done that.
Shego: Dr. D., I'd say it's about time to vamoose.
Drakken: We need something big to cover our escape. I've got it!
Drakken: Stampede!
% Jabbering crazily.
Drakken: No, seriously, fellas. A stampede would be very helpful
here.
Shego: Allow me.
% Loud charging.
Slim: They're just dang weird.
Kim: Dad!
% Mechanical whining.
Ramesh: Possible? What's this all about?
% Short-circuiting.
Kim's Dad: Silly hats.
% Burbling.
Slim: ( Slurping ) Well, Squirt, did you work up an appetite?
Kim's Dad: Yes, I am hankerin' forsome grub, I'll tell you what.
Slim: Maybe you're not such a tinhorn after all.
Kim: Hey, where's Joss?
Jim: Haven't seen her for a while.
Tim: Me, neither.
Kim's Dad: She was bending Ronald's ear about something.
Kim: Are you guys ready to eat?
Kim: Oh, boy.
Joss: Kim, I just figured out who the real hero is around here.
Kim: Ron?
Joss: Totally.
Ron: It's hard to argue.
Joss: Ron here is afraid of practically everything, but does he
let his fears keep him from sidekickin'?
Ron: I do not.
Rufus: Atta boy!
Joss: Let's face it, Kim. You can do anything. So facing all
those dangers and villains, well, it's just like you say.
No big.
Kim: Well... I guess.
Joss: A fella filled with that much fear always chargin' into
action with you? Seems to me that's a true hero.
Ron: I can tell she's a Possible. Smart as a whip, this kid.
* Die Folge gehört offiziel zur Season 3.
Wurde aber schon mit der Season 2 Produziert als Vorgeschmack auf Season 3.
Info von Mark McCorkle und Bob Schooley
Der Post wurde 2 mal editiert, zuletzt von Time am 07.03.2007 - 20:04.
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Was mir bei der Folge aufgefallen ist:
- enthält bekannte Westernklischees wie "Schurken auf dem Dach" und "Reiter, die von einem Berg her angreifen"
- der Schlüssel, der zum Greifen nah ist kommt auch in "Pirates of the Carribean" von Disneyworld vor.
- der Quatschhut heisst in der OV "silly hat" und das sind im Englischen Hüte, die blöde aussehen.
- Joss Possible klingt so ähnlich wie "just possible"
- Joss hat eine einfache (selbstgebaute?)Version von Kim's berühmter Pistole mit Fanghaken.
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Zitat
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- Joss hat eine einfache (selbstgebaute?)Version von Kim's berühmter Pistole mit Fanghaken.
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Ja, das ist ja auch eine selbstgebaute, nachgemachte Pistole mit Fanghaken Ist jetzt nicht böse oder so, aber du hast ja geschrieben : " Was mir bei der Folge aufgefallen ist".
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Original geschrieben von Kim Eini
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- Joss Possible klingt so ähnlich wie "just possible"
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Das ist mir noch nie aufgefallen  Bestimmt weil Joss genau wie KP sein will, aber halt "nur" Possible ist. Gibt es nicht auch einen Thread über Joss? Da wäre es nämlich besser, über sie zuschreiben
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